wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
i wonder which celebrities are gonna crash and burn in 2014
who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
you’ll never know shame and anger until you’ve been rickrolled in 2014
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
way-ho asked: the guy in the jason derulo post is bo burnham. it's from a comedy thing he did called "what"
Thank you very very much!!!! :) xx